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Bad things (and software bugs?) come in threes

Monitoring was only partial and was easily bypassed

Ask LLMs for their most controversial take on humanity, and it turns out they have little nice to say about us, as one AI experiment found

Stop burning $165K on AI rewrites; Jac is meant to "gobble up" your polyglot stack

No new accounts from now, and the end will come in December

Interesting new project from the minds behind SparkyLinux

$99 replacement opens old .pub files on Windows and macOS, without a subscription

Watchdog also warns retiring Falcon and Dragon could leave US access to orbit short of a backup

Kernel maintainers stop asking who used AI, as long as the code is good

You know what's really sick? Getting to the pub on time on a Friday

Whitehall wants tougher penalties and new powers over telecoms operators as Russian activity raises alarm

Classic arcade game put to shame by judgemental Bugdroid

Four projects for facilitating AI agents move under vendor-neutral governance

Catching lightning in a tech support bottle

“Adversaries are clearly spending time (and tokens) on this bug,” researcher says.

Not to kill the human, of course – to kill the antibiotic-resistant bacteria causing their infection

No actual digits or cats were harmed beyond the number crunching that went into this LLM poisoning experiment

Vendor 'strongly recommends' upgrading to a fixed version 'as soon as possible'

We didn't want to issue SSL/TLS certs anyway, eMudhra suggests after one private key turns out to be the number 4

Ministers report 32 unavailable and four partly disrupted, but no confirmed compromise